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just made gerard a birthday cake now i must go and listen to all the albums and eat it
I just want everybody to now that I love all 5 of my followers and i want to talk to ou and know your secrets and your deepest darkest thoughts and your shoe size so you should all ask me questions or something i dont know okay yeah
that one girl at your school that wears panic shirts a lot but is too popular for me to compliment.
Just read the Milk Fic…
Holy fuck that was freaking hilarious.I found that whole thing incredibaly funny, I dont even know why.
Welp, here i come Knife Fic…
fUCKING shit i have this poster
me: *hungrily reads fanfiction*
dad: “What’cha doin there?”
me: *minimizes page with superhuman speed and huddles over laptop* “NOTHING GOD GET OUTTA MY FACE!”
dad: *backs away* “Okay, okay. No need to get angry…”
me: “GO AWAY YOUR SO MEAN WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!”
dad: *leaves shaking head*
me: *strokes laptop soothingly* “Don’t worry, precious. He can’t take you away from me…”